Yummy spam!

So lately I've noticed I've been getting a lot of spam that all starts out something along these lines:

Although you were not accepted initially, we are now happy to present you with three deals from two different brokers...

Wow! I was not accepted initially, but finally they have recognized my fine, upstanding moral character, and at long last, I am good enough to do business with them. But oh boy, I better hurry up before they change their minds!

Man, you gotta be kidding me. First they insult me by sending me unsolicited spam, further insult me by pretending like I've actually had some previous contact with them, apparently even submitted an application (but am just too dumb to remember), and then top it all off by stating, basically, that I'm probably of questionable character but they've decided to go against their better judgement and give me a break, just 'cause they're such swell folks! Yeah, give me a break already!

Justifiable homicide?